I named the Head Office and Human Resources Document server HOHR. It took a while before anyone said anything. Your can be functional and have fun too.
Winbatch is a good all-around tool. It can do u/sql, active directory, mail auto response and many other tricks. We use it to support a CRM and the primary inventory/payroll packages and it saves us almost 2000 man-hours a year and may break that point this year.