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Journal Journal: Blow Jobs For All

Yep, that's right, I'm going to let anyone suck my dick. Cum one, cum all. Except for you lousy poop-eaters, you are not allowed near my del.icio.us cock. I will, however, shit out a hot steamy turd and then walk 100 feet away and then let you eat it.

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Journal Journal: Unlike those pussy bitches... 1 1

Unlike those pussy bitches at anti-slash.org, I have no intention of harming Slashdot in any way. Slashdot is merely a vessel through which I conduct my speech. It is merely an place for expression.

You pussy cuntholes at anti-slash.org can have the rare and special honour of licking my anus and eating my shit. However, you are denied the privledge of sucking my dick. You will never taste my semen you worthless shitgobblers.

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