WMD? My butt.
In my youth, for a short while, I worked on scripting apps for the telemarketing industry. Back when that was a challenge. Late 80s, DOS/Novell/Clipper.
I also taught a group of hacks/PhDs how to OLE automate an Access application from within a VB application. Thus preventing them from ever having to fix a monument of shit they loved. My rational was at least they would define a rough functional API without knowing it.
I'm going to hell. My cats will eat my liver, but it will heal.