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Comment: Re:We have a solution! (Score 1) 940

by Hailth (#31141196) Attached to: Southwest Declares Kevin Smith Too Fat To Fly

Passenger: Excuse me, stewardess?

Stewardess: Yes, sir?

Passenger: It appears this fatass is preparing to seat herself beside me. Surely not everyone paid the $20 anti-fatass surcharge?

Stewardess: Oh, you're right sir, my apologies. Pardon me ma'am, would you please remove your bag from the overhead storage and come with me?

Proceeding towards the back of the plane...

Passenger 2: No.. NO! WAIT! I HAVE 20 DOLLARS IN MY WALLET! THIS SEAT'S TAKEN! THE LEFT PHALANGES IS MISSING! I'M ON THE WRONG FLIGHT! NOOOOOO!!!!

Passenger 2 becomes locked into place(hell) by the conquering fatass, all hope is lost.

If only to provide comedy, I think the system would work. I would gladly pay $20 to reserve comfort, insult fatties, and watch Passenger 2 and his futile struggle.

Comment: Re:Not all BitTorrent is unlawful... (Score 2, Interesting) 303

by Hailth (#30935126) Attached to: FCC's Net Neutrality Plan Blocks BitTorrent

AT&T never checks to see if my torrent traffic is legal. I can't participate in the Star Trek MMO beta because the only way to reliably get the client, without slamming the beta's patch servers, is using a torrent. I'd rant about how frustrating this all is, but they're about to disconnect me again for two minutes until I stop trying to not steal a game I was invited to play.

Comment: Re:New organic anti-freeze (Score 1) 108

by Hailth (#30518766) Attached to: New Antifreeze Molecule Isolated In Alaskan Beetle

At first when I read the title, I thought mainly the same thing. "Oh great, now there are going to be gigantic nasty farms of these beetles in order to fill every car with cheap, organic antifreeze."

The image was so horrifying... I can't think of a better place to be tortured to death than under a pile of Alaskan beetles in a beetle farm. Maybe it will happen in Saw 31.

Comment: Re:What does this mean for game design? (Score 1) 223

by Hailth (#29780093) Attached to: The Changing Face of the Console Wars

Good point, this is why a lot of titles don't make it to the Wii right now, and also why a lot of Wii titles don't make it to other consoles.

But, unlike the Wii which only has the OPTION of using Gamecube controllers for normal games, the PS3 and 360 will have the STANDARD of using controllers for games after their evolved control releases. This is different from the Wii because not every Wii owner, and Nintendo intended it to be this way, owned a Gamecube previously, so not every Wii owner has alternatives to the Wiimote. 100% of PS3 and 360 owners will have alternatives, and while that % may slowly drop, most new-comers will still be picking up bundled consoles which will include a normal controller and thus still have alternative control schemes which developers will tap into when continuing to release cross-platform titles.

So while we're obviously going to see a drop in cross-platform titles, it will be small and probably not enough of a thorn in anyone's side to have a PS3 owner buy a 360 or a 360 owner buy a PS3 unless they already intended to. And even if somebody doesn't like the direction Sony and MS are going now with these new controller designs which will open up new worlds of gaming for many people, they've got to appreciate the fact that this won't totally change game design.

Science

Researchers Discover "Magnetic Current" 249

Posted by samzenpus
from the positive-and-negative-waves dept.
fsouto writes "Researchers have discovered a magnetic equivalent to electricity. From the article, 'The phenomenon, dubbed "magnetricity," could be used in magnetic storage or in computing. Magnetic monopoles were first predicted to exist over a century ago, as a perfect analogue to electric charges. Although there are protons and electrons with net positive and negative electric charges, there were no particles in existence which carry magnetic charges. Rather, every magnet has a "north" and "south" pole.'"
Nintendo

Next Nintendo Handheld To Be Powered By NVIDIA's Tegra Chipset 216

Posted by Soulskill
from the tegra-his-arms-wide dept.
Vigile writes "When you sell over 100 million handheld gaming systems, everyone wants to be involved in your success; just ask Nintendo. As a company with many different obstacles in its path, NVIDIA could definitely use the boost in revenues that would come from partnering with a company like Nintendo on a handheld system, and it looks like the Tegra processor will make that happen. The NVIDIA Tegra processor is an SoC that runs a set of ARM cores, a GeForce-based graphics core and an HD video processor capable of 1080p output that would definitely give the current Nintendo DS/DSi systems a performance boost in line with the Sony PSP. The 'Nintendo TS,' as it has been dubbed, will apparently be ready for a late winter 2010 release and should put a spark in the mobile gaming market and give Nintendo's developers the power to bring higher quality games to the platform."
Security

Comcast's War On Infected PCs (Or All Customers) 304

Posted by timothy
from the could-go-badly dept.
thadmiller writes "Comcast is launching a trial on Thursday of a new automated service that will warn broadband customers of possible virus infections if the computers are behaving as if they have been compromised by malware. For instance, a significant overnight spike in traffic being sent from a particular Internet Protocol address could signal that a computer is infected with a virus, taking control of the system and using it to send spam as part of a botnet." Update: Jason Livingood of Comcast's Internet Systems Engineering group sent to Dave Farber's "Interesting People" mailing list a more detailed explanation of what this trial will involve.
Microsoft

Hackers Targeting Xbox Live 136

Posted by CmdrTaco
from the you-have-been-warned dept.
darthcamaro writes "Windows isn't the only piece of Microsoft technology that hackers are attacking anymore. During a presentation at the SecTor security conference in Toronto, a Facetime security researcher revealed numerous methods by which Xbox users are being hacked today. 'Though the Xbox doesn't have the number one market share, it is the top target for hackers,' Boyd said. 'Xbox Live has 17 million plus subscribers, and that service requires payment.'"

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