Comment: Re:We have a solution! (Score 1) 940
Passenger: Excuse me, stewardess?
Stewardess: Yes, sir?
Passenger: It appears this fatass is preparing to seat herself beside me. Surely not everyone paid the $20 anti-fatass surcharge?
Stewardess: Oh, you're right sir, my apologies. Pardon me ma'am, would you please remove your bag from the overhead storage and come with me?
Proceeding towards the back of the plane...
Passenger 2: No.. NO! WAIT! I HAVE 20 DOLLARS IN MY WALLET! THIS SEAT'S TAKEN! THE LEFT PHALANGES IS MISSING! I'M ON THE WRONG FLIGHT! NOOOOOO!!!!
Passenger 2 becomes locked into place(hell) by the conquering fatass, all hope is lost.
If only to provide comedy, I think the system would work. I would gladly pay $20 to reserve comfort, insult fatties, and watch Passenger 2 and his futile struggle.