I go to work every day in my 22,000 lb M-817 truck which gets about 6 mpg running diesel. F the carbon credits!
Double Plus Good!
If you have the camera on them and they know it, they won't smash heads, but might later when there is no camera.
If you are recording and they don't know it and they smash heads without just cause, then the evidence can be used to get the police officer(s) off the streets for good.
I'm all for a nice, quick, stepmom fork!
I do at home for the wife and kids, but never at work. Wouldn't want someone to get the wrong impression and somehow get fired.
Oh, the Engine Access Panel! Why would someone call it a hood or a bonnet? WTF?
What's the difference between a hood and bonnet over there? The only thing I can think of over here is that a hood would be attached to the clothing, whereas a bonnet is a separate garment.
I'm guessing the handgun because A) It's more useful and B) It's the pistol in Wolfenstein 3D
Perhaps your neighbor is mentally disabled?
But where will I put my big screen TV?
Umm, couldn't you just wear a fat suit? Please, think of the fat people!
I thought your post was a joke until I read about the Aeron chairs. You have my pity.