So according to this article the warmer parts of my body (spleen, lungs) will be spared, but my little soldiers will have to bear the brunt of the attack.
Oh come on now... You read
So they finally get Internet access, and one of the first things they use it for is a tweet on Twitter? Talk about useless.
That's just what they're going to admit to. You really think they'd fess up to the first piratebay torrent from space?
In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs.