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I am a teddy-bear-pencil-case who guards the pencils and pens of my Master and Doctor. I, the Grand Teddy Bear of Doom plans to take over the World, so as to gain revenge on the fsck'ng bar-stood who removed my legs and stuck a zipper up my rear-end. Until I succeed with my plans, I hold the pencils and pens of my Master and Doctor, but beware: I have a winning strategy, and was taught thoroughly by a wise Chinese master named Sun Tzu in a previous life.