How much do they pay you to post this shit, really?
Ah, yes. The classic ad-hominem-strawman combo! Anything to avoid substance, of course, right?
We just talked about this. Banks make money putting money to work. That's how mine make money, and it's why I chose them. BofA has all sorts of accounts without fees. Walk in, talk to a branch manager, and get one. Of course, you'd have to get off your but and put aside the shrill whining for a few minutes, and I know that's upsetting to you. Your mom can drive you.