I'm so glad we have yet another excuse to raise animals in torturous, inhospitable conditions of untold amounts of suffering so that we may be able to drive our cars more "cleanly." How disgusting.

And what about the musicians who strive to make an artistic vision and say "Fuck you!" to any aspects of commercialism, such as getting paid for their work?

Exactly. China's removal of rare earth elements from the Earth is causing IMMENSE, ungodly devastation to the surrounding landscape. Huge tracts of fertile, lush land have been turned to hazardous sludge. Hybrid cars use tons of these minerals and the result is unspeakable tragedy for the Earth. Fuck your computers, cars, phones... The price is too high. (I just pawned my desktop computer off this morning!)

Right? You shouldn't feel safe. Not because of the "criminals" but because of the reason why there are so many "criminals." Have a joint on you? You're a criminal. Do you know how many people are in jail because of simple drug-related offenses? Be afraid. http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/publications/factsht/crime/index.html Look at that. 25% of federal inmates are in there for drug possession. I bet you a good amount of these people wouldn't rob you at gunpoint. Good luck, America!

My friend just got an Apple tattoo on his arm. Big and clearly visible. He's only 16. I weep for mankind.

Judging by some posts by Apple fanboys, some iPhone owners probably wouldn't mind sucking OFF their iPhone.

I understand that, but my point was that maybe you would actually be able to listen to the radio because there might actually be something worth listening to on there. There is definitely no shortage of quality but I am talking about the mainstream scene.

I expect him to be grading many papers that are mysteriously smeared with Cheetos residue.

It seems a lot of the more intrusive, powerful DRM systems are created for the purpose of at least having the game uncrackable for the first day of release, when many people will want it. This means that many of the people who really want to play it will end up buying it because a crack is unavailable at the time, even if it's for only a day. If more and more people keep waiting for the crack, the first-day sales that these companies rely on will drop. And that will certainly be interesting once it reaches a critical point.