No, it isn't. It's fitting if anything.
Schapelle Corby is imprisoned in Indonesia for carrying cannabis into Indonesia. Thailand has nothing to do with Corby's situation.
Mike writes "Paro is a therapeutic baby seal robot that is exploring new dimensions in animal therapy. Created to act as a companion for hospital patients and the elderly, the adorable baby harp seal bot aims to increase relaxation and decrease stress. Paro can sense and respond to its immediate environment through five integrated sensors that detect touch, light, sound, temperature, and posture, and it is even capable of learning and responding to a name."
Haoie is obviously referring to the first PlayStation console, released in North America in 1995 (that's 14 years ago).
Actually, a jackass is just a male donkey (ass). You seem to be thinking of either the mule (offspring of a male donkey and female horse), or the hinny (offspring of a female donkey and a male horse).