automobile drivers are supposed to pull the fuck over when using a goddamn smartphone
Unless they are drivin a Flintstone "car" they don't use their muscles, so stopping doesn't break anything. Also, compared to bikes, cars are like turbo tanks.
It's all about charges--electrons are negative, hydrogen ions are positive.
Hydronium. No free protons in chemistry.
And 20 minutes, you say? The Windows box was probably downloading and processing updates.
No, just kernel + system services.
You know, when booting up a Linux which has never been updated, it would also be prudent to have it updated during the first 20 minutes.
In your assumed on-line scenario, it installs up-to-date, thank you.