Back in the 80s and 90s, one of Microsoft's dirty little secrets was that they were using IBM Midrange computers to do their accounting, because nothing that ran on a Microsoft OS could scale up to handle it.

Yes, I'm sure that will happen, right after all our cities are redesigned to take advantage of the revolutionary Segway.

After explaining how this increased competition, AT&T went on to explain that up is down, white is black, and "The Last Airbender" was an excellent film.

It's 103F outside. Good luck with that whole thermal detection thing. (And I always touch all three buttons in a row at once, but only press down one, and will touch random rows without pressing any, just in case there's a camera nearby.)

Switch from Verison to Sprint several years ago. I get unthrottled, uncapped, unlimited data access for $15 extra, and I can tether my laptop when I'm traveling.

I'm guessing that there probably wasn't a whole lot of acrylic around during the evolutionary period when fingerprints developed.

These have been commercially available for decades. Why was this even posted? Slow news day?

It was better 6 months ago, when it was called SplashPad.

We're recycling week-old news now?