OK, now that I have your attention, lemmie explain in detail.
I went to Hershey, PA for my wife's mother's family reunion. We stayed in an inn in Lancaster, PA. One night, we went to a famous amish smorgasboard (sp?). To get there, you have to drive through "Blue Balls, PA". On the way back, we got stuck in the middle of "Intercourse, PA": A major amish settlement, because an amish woman had her carriage in the middle of the road attempting a turn. BTW - Blue Balls is uncomfortably close to Intercourse.
And yes, I said the first paragraph (almost word-for-word) to my mother-in-law (who is a preacher) when we got back. Luckily, she went the same way, and saw the town names, and I'm still allowed to see her daughter