I might as well update on Joey. He's potty training, meaning he usually runs around the house bottomless. The only time he's peed on the floor is when he sat on his potty chair and forgot to 'point down'. That landed on my arm, BTW.
But he's got peeing down to a T (actually, worse, cause he knows if he says "gotta go potty" he can get out of sleeping and such, so he's abusing his privilege lately)... The problem is taking a dump. He's done it a couple times on the pot, but he has taken a dump on the floor once (luckily it wasn't difficult to clean up). Its becoming tricky, but hopefully he'll figure it out soon enough.
Oh, sorry for the lack of a disclaimer, but some new parents have to know what to look forward to