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If you aren't a fan of The Straight Dope (or are ignorant to it), today's entry is one of the reasons I love to read it: When zombies take over, how long until we lose electricity?

Oh, and everyone that I know that has said "Pineapple on pizza.... ewww..." usually change their tune when they actually try it. I suggest also adding some pig to the dish (most like ham, but I'm a pinapple-and-bacon type guy... hell, if you are feeling macho, throw some pork chops on that bitch!). And I do have sicilian blood in me (25%, thank you), so your laws mean NOTHING to me :-P
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  • Hey, I'm Swedish primarily and I'll send over Bjorn to break your 1/4 Sicilian thumbs unless you post a retraction of your support for that travesty!!! I've tried it--thrice. It's NOT pizza, it's a fruity hippy pie! ;)
  • by JMZero (449047)
    Wherever I have gone in the world that has had pizza, the "Hawaian" - or ham and pineapple - has been available. I am shocked that anyone wouldn't already have had this kind of pizza. In England they had corn. Some places have tuna. Some places have chicken and feta.

    But everywhere has Hawaian, don't they?
    • Have you heard of a type in other countries referred to as "american" pizza? Apparently pizza with lots of meat is "american" style pizza :-)

      Even just a dual pepporoni and sausage qualifies it as american pizza.

      Hrmph.

      Savages!
    • http://www.hell.co.nz hell has a nice pizza called Envy which is like a hawaian. (salami, ham, onions, mushrooms, pineapple & bacon)
      Personally, I'd try anything except the Sinister vegan pizza. I really like pizzas with hot as hell double chillies.
  • Hawaiian pizza - ham and pineapple. Good, good stuff, especially when the crust is done just right.

  • The ones that I'd get from Pizza Hut were great. I also like the Peking Duck pizza from CPK. I don't like pinapple, the fruit. I really like pineapple juice, though. I hope this is the last time I have to say it.

    Straight Dope is the bomb.

  • And can confidently say that I have tried just about every combination of toppings.
    Pineapple sucks as a pizza topping.

    Thor has spoken. The meme is dead.

  • (repeat after me...)
    NO FRUIT ON PIZZA!
    NO FRUIT ON PIZZA!
    NO FRUIT ON PIZZA!
    (even the tomato sauce is pushing it)

    My favorite pizzas are:
    1. Any of the following (alone or in combination: Sausage, Bacon, Burger, Pepperoni, Ham, Chicken, Steak, Capicola, Pork, Onion, Green Peppers.
    2. In addition to the above, you can add either Ranch Dressing (for dipping) or some BBQ marinated meat.
    3. My favorite "specialty" Pizza is "Taco Pizza". Medium or thin crust (thick is too doughy). Use taco sauce instead

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