One legs the same!
What's the difference between Santa Claus and a can of beans?
Neither one has a beard!
An elephant and a snake are in the shower, the elephant turns to the snake and says "pass me the soap" and the snake replies "I'm not a radio!"
And a sure-Em favorite:
Why can't Hellen Keller drive well?
Because she's a woman.
Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all night... TRY THE VEAL!