Except my wife.
Too much fear resides in her that I'll drop $400-$600 on a scope, then hardly get any use out of it. So I need a starter scope that won't break the bank, but also won't kill my interest cause I won't be able to see crap in it.
Orion has a nice 3" reflector for just over $100 (or maybe even the 4.5" dob), and a nice 70mm refractor for just over $100. I'll admit the first thing I'll be pointing to is planets (Saturn, Jupiter, maybe some moons of either). I have a fancination with them, but that doesn't mean I won't be checking out nebulae. Now, are there any amateur astronomers in the ring willing to help me figure out which scope would be best? Or at least give me the pros and cons of each?