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Just to clear the air... [POLL]

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  • mustard, cake-and-ice-cream BEVERAGIST.

    I'm like that, yeah.

  • to both causes. But, I've got pale rouge pachyderms, and that makes everything all right.
  • so, what with me being all mixed up, I'm sure it's obvious where I stand. Ooooh. And I like pie and ice cream *together* (separate as well, but together, that's a special treat).
  • I carefully slice pieces of the end of a I Can't Believe It's Not Butter stick every morning, and remove the overhanging wrapper every few days. It drives me absolutely insane when my wife gouges chunks out of the end, and left to her own devices would finish the stick with the wrapper intact. I'm fortunate she puts up with me.

    Meanwhile, her family sprays I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray on toast! I'm sorry -- I try to just avert my eyes from the gouging, but that spraying -- I have to leave the room w

    • Send me the address. That is a household that must be purified immediately for the good of all. I'll round up the brute squad. Oh, wait. I am the brute squad.
  • Coffee fiend by choice and profession--which makes me a mixologist.

    But mixed drinks strike me as overpriced leftovers from prohibition, when most of them were invented to hide the rancid taste of the bathtub gin... so I'm the other one, too.

    *grin*
    • But mixed drinks strike me as overpriced leftovers from prohibition, when most of them were invented to hide the rancid taste of the bathtub gin
      Also depends on whats left in your fridge or liquir cabinet. Mmmm, coffee good. I drink two pots before I drink two pots and then I drink two more.
  • I'm a peanut-butter-on-top, pie-eating purist. And damn proud of it.

    Of course, my pies aren't mixed. I just stick an apple into the oven at 200 C for a while.

    Cheers,

    Ethelred

  • Meaty? Veggie? It's all food to me! :-)

    MT.
  • Always this polar, bitwise, "with us or against us" mentality. It's tragic, is what it is. Why can't we all just get along?

    Ok, that said:

    Peanut butter down?! You sick BASTARD! Damn, you think you know somebody...

    • Always this polar, bitwise, "with us or against us" mentality. It's tragic, is what it is. Why can't we all just get along?

      Those that try to polarise us are just being insensitive.

      Sensitive Claude is sensitive to both Mixists and drinkists alike.

      All Sensitive Claude cares about is an empty glass, otherwise he doesn't care, except that not caring is insensitive. So I care, but I'm happy if it is mixed or not. I just want some alcohol.
  • ...but with the right motivation I could be convinced to join the ranks of the beveragists.
    • Lemme put it to you this way, hippie, us beveragists are all about the *being*, about living in harmony. There's room enough for all of us! It's like that old Reese's peanut butter cup commercial. We've all got our chocolate in everybody else's peanut butter, and they got their peanut butter on our chocolate, you dig? We're two mints in one. It's all good. It's about the LURV. Pashernate luv, too! We can drown in our margaritas, but still enjoy the purity of beer straight from the keg. We might enjoy a cher
      • We've all got our chocolate in everybody else's peanut butter, and they got their peanut butter on our chocolate, you dig?

        OK I can understand how you can get chocolate in the peanut butter, but if you got peanutbutter on the chocolate couldn't you just wipe it off? Unless it is melted chocolate. But who walks down the street with a scalding hot cup of melted chocolate. And then the Peanut butter isn't likely to just fly out of the jar into the cup of melted chocolate.

        For that matter, who walked down th
  • words words words
  • Labels are usually for canned food, but...

    "I am a Cartesian monist."
  • PB down. (Uncut, of course.)
    Cake. (I have it, and I'll eat it, too!)
    Mixist. (Jynnan Tonnix, please!)

Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

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