The question is, will she return (this is a multipick poll, btw. Pick as many options as you like)?
A.) She never left! She can't get enough TL (especially now that he's not on the market)
B.) She has a troll account she likes to use and hasn't left.
C.) Give'r a week.
D.) Give'r a month or so.
E.) She'll return, just no time soon.
F.) She's done with Slashdot and Journals forever.
G.) LG, I caught you reading this. Now fess up!
H.) This poll sucks! Damnit Em... wait... your making a poll and aren't named Em? WTF HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!?!?
I.) I dunno, but if she ever does, I'm assaulting her with request to start up her webcam and see if I can git her nekkid!