It never fails. Wife is gone for a few days, so I go run out to do the chores. Grocery shopping, Home Depot, etc... What happens? I get hit on by highschool and college girls (yes, plural! Like 4 in the grocery store alone!). My once 'nerdy look' back in high school is the popular thing now-a-days, and that is simply unfair. And, of course, no one is around, so my wife doesn't believe me when I tell her about it (hey, I'm a nerd, would you believe a nerd getting hit on by young girls?). I just need to walk with my hand up so everyone can see 'the ring' or something.
Oh well, I'm just sour cause I don't sleep well without my wife next to me and there isn't much to do when I can't come home and play with Joey.
So how was everyone elses weekend?
Update: You all suck. Can't you just say "Geez, FK, you must look hot now!" instead of "Its not your LOOKS, its your RING" (or whatever)