In the old role-playing game "Paranoia", there was a nice quote about what would happen when the player characters (who had never been outside of their enclosed city complex) made an attempt to swim in water over their heads: "delaying drowning".
Pot, this is kettle; YOU'RE BLACK!
Honestly, VA isn't in the best shape. Still under $1, and the only reason they hover around $1 is because of Sourceforge. If I was Michael, instead of making a stupid egotistical and obnoxious response like that, I'd be thanking God I still got a paycheck.
FYI - I forgot breakfast, so I'm a touch grouchy.