How I read it was:
I have three young children (starts off nice and heartwarming). Windows crashs when my youngest uses it (I'm shedding a tear, now). They only use it for games, chatting, and other stuff that is difficult in Linux (requires extra steps and loopholes). I want to force them to switch to Linux (hey, look at me, providing a glimpse of the future where linux is better than MS). Also note that I'm a good parent by putting in stuff about parental filters and how I observe my children, which really doesn't pertain to the story, whatsoever.
Notice I didn't even say there was a question. There really isn't. I am in a sour mood (hey, tommy maddox got hospitalized, and I almost picked every losing team this week!), but I think this was a big troll that was posted as a story.