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Chuck, Vin, and T

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  • One fact I got for Mr. T:

    Mr. T once broke into Fort Knox just to get some exercize. Once inside he demolished the entire building with massive mohawk headbutts. He then melted down all the gold to form his all mighty chains. Those chains can withstand even the fiercest of roundhouse kicks.

    How did it feel to have Mr. T break into you? And how did you recover? And how the hell did all that gold get into you in the first place? Was your dentist a bit crazed?

    Cheers,

    Ethelred

  • For Chuck:

    #1: The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

    #2: Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

    #3: One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

    For Vin:

    #1: Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

    #2: When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

    #3: Vin

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