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  • Never has been ,Though I'm never one to judge on physical appearance and have had lady friends of all types. I can say one thing though , I certainly am not a fan of women being that unnaturally thin.
    In fact i far prefer women who are at least average weight , well when talking about the sheer physical side of things that is .

    To speak more frankly ,Men generally like Curves . NO matter what those idiotic tits in cosmopolitan and like magazines say . Its a big load of a shite
    • You mean you aren't supposed to be able to see all her ribs?

      I agree, I never have been a big fan of the starved deathcamp refugee look. Gimme some soft curves any day of the week. Soft lucious curves mmmm. Uhh where was I? Oh yeah, she doesn't need to eat one sandwich, she just needs to start eating period. You know, three meals a day, and not puking them up later. Ick.

  • You can tell the difference though, between a girl whose naturally skinny and one that starved herself to it. I like the former. Possibly because I'm a skinny guy who can't gain weight. But I DO like girls of all sizes. Like I said, different girls look good at different weights.

    Plus I like a girl with a big ass. :D
    • Plus I like a girl with a big ass.

      I suggest you try that as a pick-up line.

      "Did you know you have a nice, big ass?"

      Please try this and report back to me. I would be delighted to hear the result.

      *muahahahahaha*

      And as someone who also can consume 1,623 complete smørgåsbords within 6.32 seconds, yet not gain an ounce, I rather say my partner needs a bit of padding to make close contact bearable...and anyway, yeah, I'd rather she not look as skinny as I do anyway.

      Basically boils down

      • I suggest you try that as a pick-up line.

        "Did you know you have a nice, big ass?"

        Please try this and report back to me. I would be delighted to hear the result.


        Isn't honesty supposed to be the best policy?
      • Well, if my dictator wishes it, it shall be done!

        Oh, btw, do you know anything that helps remove a red hand mark from the face area?
        • Well, if my dictator wishes it, it shall be done!

          My liege!

          Oh, wait. You're supposed to say that to me. Damn.

          Oh, btw, do you know anything that helps remove a red hand mark from the face area?

          Hmmm...I suggest liberal use of rouge [lancome-usa.com] on the whole face to hide it. Besides, it makes you look perky. [msn.com]

          Cheers,

          Ethelred

      • I suggest you try that as a pick-up line.

        "Did you know you have a nice, big ass?"

        Please try this and report back to me. I would be delighted to hear the result.


        Dug: Hey, you haff a great azz... isss big.

        Deanna: I lahk you.

        BAM! Now they are married and live in a igloo! Is that what you want? huh, huh is it? IS IT?

        OK. OK.
      • I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie!
        • You otha brothas can't deny.
          That when a girl walks in wit' a itty bitty waist an'
          A round thing in yo' face. You get SPRUNG.
          Wanna pull up tough, cuz you notice that butt was STUFFED.
      • a good chat up line i have used is

        Me:Flooble flooble flooble
        Woman : Excuse me ?
        ME: Im not that good at chat up lines , but that was one. would you like a drink ?
        Woman:*laughing* Sure

        Said to the right person , I'm fairly sure " You have a lovely rounded bottom" would work
      • A friend of mine who is very pretty, but is a little above average weight for her height had a guy give her the following 'compliment': "Damn baby! That's a nice big ol' ass you got there." It didn't work.
    • you can also tell the difference between a 'naturally skinny girl' and a girl who's worked her problem areas a Sane amount without mental complexes or eating disorders... to get just the right shape and size to her curves... yeah, it takes a little extra effort to make a body suitable of a goddess, but it most certainly doesn't take starvation ;) just a sane diet, and a carefully controlled workout...

      they're a lot harder to find, though because eating healthy, and working out to keep your body so the fat
      • The cynic in me, says a girl like that wouldn't be interested in me, a skiny slacker. But hey, the oft forgotten optimist in me says, "Hey, who the fuck knows? You can certainly dream can't you?"
        • a girl with that much intelligence and dilligence will want a guy who's going to be at least as smart and capable as her...

          So at least you know the bar you'd have to set for yourself to be worthy ;) but yeah it's hard setting the bar that high...
        • *chuckle* I've developed a very successful strategy around that attitude, being a person of somewhat ample proportions myself (40-31-41 and a generously muscled bottom, gained mostly from horseback riding). I know that between my genetics and my physical limitations, I'm never going to be a hardbody, so I've cornered a niche market in skinny slackers, freaks, and weirdos. (I tend to like guys on the skinny side anyway. Mesomorphic men are aesthetically uninteresting to me!)

          I must say, it works pretty
          • PLZKTHXBYE

            But seriously, what was that cartoon series? I happen to be a fan of animated works. American, Japanese, or whatever, I tend to like them all. Though it is interesting to see the converging and diverging evolutions of different cultures animation.
            • You don't have your e-mail posted! *giggle* ;) The cartoon series was Drawn Together, the show the AC below you referenced. I'm getting a lot of flak from a couple of twentyishsomethings for not liking the show, but I'm thirty, overeducated, and probably humourless.
  • Skinny came out the winner. By a lot.
  • This is Hollywood, Lindsey! Don't you understand that scrawny blondes come in 6-packs for $1.99 at the Circle K? Lusty, busty redheads are a rare and precious thing, and must be nurtured. Eat a sandwich, wash that peroxide out, and tell Disney that if they want you for another movie, they'll have to pony up another $1M to digitally reduce those breasts in post!

  • Poor chick was brutalized by the press when she was 135 lbs because she had cellulite spilling out. Now, she's brutalized again because she's too skinny. Gotta hate that external validation thing...

    As career maker/breakers go, I'll take my dependence on a fickle client-base over her dependence on a fickle public, anytime.

    *grin*

    Pix

    • I would guess that she has already made enough money to retire. The healthy thing would be to give all of us the finger and go away and live in peace. Yes, I know it isn't going to happen.
      • The other possibility: She's probably just thrilled to be on any magazine cover, no matter what the byline is. Her agent is probably rubbing his/her hands together in glee. Besides, I'm sure that her next film will be able to use good quality lighting and makeup to disguise any ribs sticking out anyways.

        And then, the next chapter in the saga is for her to find her "healthy perfect" image, and then write a book, visit Oprah, and put out a long string of exercise videos...

        Pix

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