Sir, your key board may be malfunctioning on the "S" key, please debug it before transmitting any more bits on the inter-Net. Also your mother is a toad.
Windowes is the standard Operating System (OS) for microcomputers and anything that does not run the standard is just a toy or a curiosity.
Stop this charade. All cars have drivers by definition. "Driverless" cars are driven by kilomatrices of embedded, all-seeing microtoads, which are in a mesh network coordinated via energy rays by the intergalactic harmonic Italian toads from Italy. Do you want to be driven around by toad drones loyal, not to our Leader Obama, but to some Italian amphibian mutant? I didn't think so. TAKE THE WHEEL, MEN!
I curate a useum of antique, moderm and postmoderm farts and offer nasal tours every hour on hte hour senior citizen and stufint half rice all fardts are copyproected and amarzing.
Apple is well known to be a front for the harmonic space toads who will prevent us from reading good authors and will fill our heads with vomit green mush to smooth the way for their anal takeover of the planet.
He should be more responsible and stop blaspheming. The sea anenome is a powerful creature adapted to extreme pressures and smells.
For a May '68 that goes all the way! For internaional socialist revolution!
Hello fellow internet champions. America is at a turning point and you and I know that it has to do with toads and Slashdort. But what you might not know is the signal importance of Italiy in all this. Italiy is involved in the highest levels of Slashdort. Most of Slashdort's editors are Italian operatives. I should know: I am Italian and I know everything about Italiy and its army of harmonic toads poised to sap the moral fiber of Kentucky and other states. Remember, B-flat or B-sharp! But no other keys are permitted untiol we get the toad problem under control with the aid of JESUS and HAM SANDWICJRS.
Israel out of the occupied territories!
First soup, then COMMUNISM, then ducks are all polyphonic in my upper regiols of yhear.
Sir, you have a toad in your hat.
Capitalism is dying, we need a planned economy under workers control. All power to the soviets!!!!
The winning comnbination of toads and the robotes wiil the strakeopoport pf popoe! vDUCK WONN!
Toad stink bug breakfast bird of cick! I hate mornting boteds movie in sdace the4rdtgfc pranCE of devils obn cock mutton!
Gentlemen and lady! Check your hats! Examine closely all hats! Do not feead the toads! Do not stroke the toads! Do not bake the toads or take the toads home with you or leave them in between the paasages of a book or brgain over melons with the toads or get a haircut from an old Italian barber or a Chinaman with the toads! Beware toads and all other amphibians and some species of reptile! Beware the eyes of the toads and also his doctorate! And his fumigante! Communism! Radical freedom! Toad purposefully into the future!