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Comment: They are NOT driverless (Score 0) 190

by For a Free Internet (#47567309) Attached to: UK To Allow Driverless Cars By January

Stop this charade. All cars have drivers by definition. "Driverless" cars are driven by kilomatrices of embedded, all-seeing microtoads, which are in a mesh network coordinated via energy rays by the intergalactic harmonic Italian toads from Italy. Do you want to be driven around by toad drones loyal, not to our Leader Obama, but to some Italian amphibian mutant? I didn't think so. TAKE THE WHEEL, MEN!

Comment: America is Booming on Toads (Score -1, Offtopic) 115

by For a Free Internet (#47517367) Attached to: 'Optical Fiber' Made Out of Thin Air

Hello fellow internet champions. America is at a turning point and you and I know that it has to do with toads and Slashdort. But what you might not know is the signal importance of Italiy in all this. Italiy is involved in the highest levels of Slashdort. Most of Slashdort's editors are Italian operatives. I should know: I am Italian and I know everything about Italiy and its army of harmonic toads poised to sap the moral fiber of Kentucky and other states. Remember, B-flat or B-sharp! But no other keys are permitted untiol we get the toad problem under control with the aid of JESUS and HAM SANDWICJRS.

Comment: It's toad time! (Score -1) 92

by For a Free Internet (#47435397) Attached to: Lyft's New York Launch Halted By Restraining Order

Gentlemen and lady! Check your hats! Examine closely all hats! Do not feead the toads! Do not stroke the toads! Do not bake the toads or take the toads home with you or leave them in between the paasages of a book or brgain over melons with the toads or get a haircut from an old Italian barber or a Chinaman with the toads! Beware toads and all other amphibians and some species of reptile! Beware the eyes of the toads and also his doctorate! And his fumigante! Communism! Radical freedom! Toad purposefully into the future!

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