Comment: Re:The Don't Buy It (Score 1) 1634
Oh no, I do like it. And that's why me and everyone else is going to buy the cheaper compact version that has a camera and a phone, and is otherwise identical.
Comment: Re:Knows as much about ethics as he does mathemati (Score 1) 241
Comment: Re:Logic (Score 1) 241
o_O
Comment: Re:Mod parent up! (Score 1) 502
Sir, I apologize for the issues. Here are the passwords:
Username: Root
Password: HaV3f[_]n4$5h0le
Comment: Re:You are hereby notified (Score 1) 197
Unless they're gay monkeys. That's just going too far.
Comment: Re:So... (Score 1) 596
--> A/S/L
Then you should go on a sex offenders watch list or something, cause it's just a matter of time.
Comment: Re:Finally... (Score 1) 351
Comment: Re:A Natural Progression Yet So Many Caveats (Score 1) 578
user@computer:~$ killall friendlybashhelper
are you sure?
the continuation...
user@computer:~$killall friendlybashhelper
(silence)
user@computer:~$ rm -f *
user@computer:~$ ls -lrt
total 0
WHAT?! Noooo! stupid computer!!
Comment: Re:Wow. (Score 1) 881
This "idiocracy" meme (that the masses are stupid and we are the smart ones) is just ego stroking - don't feel good just because you're more sane than the bottom 0.001% who are off their meds.
Maybe I just feel like there are more stupid, gullible people around because I know so many of them personally, like half my co-workers, most of my family, all of my wife's friends, and the majority of people I randomly start conversations with. And don't even get me started on the rubes who still vote Republican.
Thank goodness it's all in my head.