Comment: Re:SCIENCE? Who needs that shit? (Score 4, Funny) 560
Journal: Glaciers swim In and Out of meat that looks like genitalia. 6
- Glaciers swim - like meat.
- In and Out - More meat than you can shake butter at. A stick of butter.
- of meat that looks like genitalia. - or vice versa.
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Journal: I'm a man 15
It's time to tell the truth. I am a 55 year-old man. My name is Andy Kaufman, and I live in New York City.
I am sincerely sorry to everyone for all my lies.
--Andy
Journal: Slashdot History: Hurrah for the ZEROES! 7
- They see faces everywhere.
- They are biodegradable.
- Base 10 zeroes excite them.
Here's a little something to excite you:
Journal: Governor Schwarzenegger: The First 100 Gays 6
What a clever play on words I made
Next journal topic: Coming soon!
Journal: Bill Clinton likes naked naked naked naked naked naked . . . 8
Journal: Merry Christmas -- $$$$$exyGal
Long story short, I've had a good year. Great job, short commute, and dating again. I've become focused, but with great flexibility. I'm not sweating the big stuff, or the small stuff. The good stuff is in the middle.
May your holidays be commercial-free,
$$$$$exyGal
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Journal: Teach me economics: Why are tech jobs going to India? 19
Journal: More masturbation, meat, and a little NADD. 17
Journal: Can the blind see? 30
For instance, I suffer from a moderately rare eye condition. I will go blind for 3+ hours if I'm exposed to bright light for more than a few minutes. It's like a goths wet dream. When it first happened I was probably 12 or so, and the whole time I sepnt trying to think what blind people saw suddenly made sense.
Journal: Slashdot Oldtimers? Are there more archives? 21
Journal: The Evolution of Compassion 14
My Theory of Evolution - Scenario #1: "Now"
By chance, one trait is introduced into the genome of a specific individual living thing. If the trait is immediately advantageous over those of the same species who do not possess the trait, then the trait will very likely be passed along to future generations. If the trait is immediately undesirable, then the individual will be rejected by its peers and will be unable to pass along the new trait. This is called evolution.
Journal: A serious topic: Why men masturbate. 54
- Men with low sperm counts can si