Feed_The_Troll (email not shown publicly)
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A tall warty green troll that lives in the swamp.
Stats: STR 25, DEX 19, CON 26, INT 15, WIS 18, CHA 12, SPECIAL: +2 smarter than you
Turn-ons include reading about *BSD dying, the merits of spell checking, idiot moderators, and the monkey in office pretending to be a republican (pretending to be a human pretending to not be a sociopath).