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Comment: Predicted future news: (Score 2, Interesting) 259

Professor Corey Bradshaw was assassinated by PETA agents for daring to imply that any animal was less important than any human. Their press release states that any other scientists that dare to put the survival of the hated human race above the that of the least important member of the animal kingdom would be similarly put to death.

The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.

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