I'm not writing your "How to be a Programmer in 20 Minutes!" ebook for you. You'll have to spend 20 years learning like the rest of us.
Slashdot videos: Now with more Slashdot!
We've improved Slashdot's video section; now you can view our video interviews, product close-ups and site visits with all the usual Slashdot options to comment, share, etc. No more walled garden! It's a work in progress -- we hope you'll check it out (Learn more about the recent updates).