It's clearly an advertisement submission by Michael Cooney, Online New Editor for Network World, Inc. I hope
/. at least got paid for posting this drivel.
In over 10 years of reading /., this has to be the lamest story I've ever seen.
"Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph)." -- 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual.