Didn't anybody read the summary before it was posted? It should read "The Perl Foundation has announced they have switched their version control systems to git."
Those hipsters won't know because the mass media won't advertise this. Even then, will they care? Most people don't even know what 2G is. Unless a big campaign is started, there's not gonna be much happening.
The companies will shout "SAVE US!" and we'll whisper... "No."
Why do you assume it's his/her mom that does the cleaning, uh?
So... he's like Daredevil, right?