"Sounds interesting"... I see what you did there...

Submitter managed heroically to not mention what GIMP was in the whole summary or what products it compared to. Yes, I know what it is but there's no excuse for a summary not to at least mention what the damn software does.

I couldn't find any videos of this Octopus fight. :(

Well, I don't see why they would try to activate a phone made out of bread! http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/stollen

**woosh** Please report to the mothership for humor readjustment.

There's no need for comments as this is a rare article summary that actually tells you what you want to know. Bravo!

You might be on to something if only they all ran the same firmware. In this case, it makes sense to call attention to the fact that they are all different firmwares.

I see... Because I have kids -and- an electronic gadget I'm obligated to spend $10 per month on apps? Interesting. I guess if my kid had no other interests I might could get behind you. You know what? I suspect it'd just be easier if there was a mandated $10/month app spending requirement that came with kids and iDevices so I could just stop thinking about how to spend my money. Thanks for your kid raising advice, stranger!

Is it just me or does the fact that their allowance program has a -minimum- purchase of $10 per month seem a bit ridiculous? Damned if I'm going to give a young child $10 per month to spend on games and in-app purchases. If Apple really wanted to make it useful for parents it would have a $1 minimum. Instead, it's about pulling more money.

No, that's not all. There's also this gem: 'Our new steering technology allows use[sic] to direct current flow...'.