Missing completely is of course something about CowboyNeal.

Or, sickening as it may be, "None of your business where I put my hands!" is the CowboyNeal option.

When farming was established, that left humans with free time. It's with that free time that we did all the myriad things we've achieved - from maths and the arts to social structure in modern Western society.

Um, no. hunter-gatherers have much more free time than farmers. What farming gives you is a surplus of food, allowing a larger population and specialization.

staying there over winter

It may be cold at the South Pole, but it's Summer there.

"Tourists to Swindon are no longer able to find a route there on the map; all three of them are very disappointed"

Three? Ah, so tourism to Swindon is up this year.

Lets try it.

:i

Red Hat Appoints Robyn Bergeron First Female Fedora Project Leader<esc>

:s/First Female/Robyn Bergeron as/

Hmm, I get:

Red Hat Appoints Robyn Bergeron Robyn Bergeron as Fedora Project Leader

Perhaps you should try

:s/First Female/as/