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EEDAm (808004) writes "The Sun, the UK's biggest selling and most read newspaper has recently been reporting on a spate of UFO sightings in Wales. Now, in a stunning update, the home of quality journalism reports that Michael Menkin, a US aircraft worker, has been advising the terrified populace to use a 'thought screen' to prevent alien abduction. Excitingly, Mr Melkin has advanced the technology from the frankly old hat tin-foil favourite to a new material called 'Velostat'. At least if they take the advice of Mr Melkin, the good people of Wales can sleep soundly, if a littly awkwardly, on their pillows tonight..."