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Comment: Re:No surprise really... (Score 1) 550

by Drew McKinney (#22712608) Attached to: MacBook Air Confuses Airport Security
A quick story about a clever/funny TSA screener. I saw him once at ORD and never saw him again (I travel every week).

I walk through the electronic screener, and the TSA guy on the other side says to me:

"What's the capital of Alaska?"


"Nope, Juneau"


"Yeah, everyone says Anchorage, but in fact it's Junaeu."

"Awesome, thanks screener-dude."

And that's when his cohorts realized he was not one of them, pointed, let out an alien-like screech, and he was promptly spirited away to work at the Cinnabuns where they require a High School education to retain employment.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money. -- Arthur Miller