I saw the first sentence starting with "While there is a plethora of..." and rolled my eyes, and then died laughing when I saw it as a story tag. Thanks to whomever caused that laugh, it was appreciated.
Don't forget the best encoding detection bug ever --
This causes VS2005 to flip out every once in a while, as it clearly does this encoding detection on a per-line basis.
Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice day", you actually have a shot at it.