Is Microsoft Office "real" or not? People pay a fee to use code. Whether that code produces a word processing application or the sword of 1,000 truths doesn't really make much difference at the end of the day, does it? You can argue that the word processor is more "useful" than the sword, but then you're basically arguing against anyone spending their money on things that are fun instead of useful.

Yes, but it still threw a slightly better pitch than Mariah Carey, so that was alright.

I've had them from Comcast in the past. They send you a letter that basically accuses you of whatever, and all you've got to do is reply and say, "Prove it." Since the only reason they're contacting you is because someone has contacted -them-, they don't have any proof - they're just going on what AOL Time Warner or whoever has told them because its easier than fighting it.