Incorrect. Civilizations around the world have had flood myths, including ones of pre-Columbian origin in the Americas.
You don't. You pay Groupon $10 for a $20 off gift certificate, and so forth depending on the particular deal.
Your time came too soon.
I've been following your journal for years now. Headed to Sturgis, SD from Cincy next week and might have to detour to your neck of the woods to try one of these horseshoes you keep talking about.
...just rename it the Colonial Defense Force.
Make sure you check out the touchpad in detail on the HP ProBook if you go that route. Work brought me a brand-new one and I cannot stand the touchpad. It's offset to be centered under the keyboard (not centered under the keyboard + numpad) so to me it's in a really awkward position on the left side of the laptop. Added to that is the all-together-no-seperation of the buttons at the bottom of the touchpad which are way too easy to hit with the touchpad in the location that they put it. I absolutely abhor using that touchpad.
It runs very well on a Dell 10v (10.6.2 vanilla from Software Update with NetbookInstaller run before and after the update).
I ran that very well until the bug got too bad and I bought a Macbook.
I take it that you've never visited http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/.