Greetings fellow Debian users and 42-year old virgins,
Following the IP address of Debian Troll being banned (obviously part of a conspiracy by the fiercely pro-RedHat and RPM Slashdot administrators), I have written the following plea to the Moderating elite.
Join in the campaign today! apt-get install crap-flood the editors!!
Dear Slashdot Moderators,
It appears that through some obviously inadvertent mistake, I have been banned from posting my insightful, razor sharp, cerebral commentary on the Linux and Debian worlds. Fear not, some readers of Slashdot may misinterpret my pro apt-get writings as 'Flamebait', or 'Trollish', but they are almost certainly RedHat users...or Bruce Perens has somehow gotten moderator access. Either way...I beg of you to please reinstate my posting rights, as there is a community of Debian enthusiasts just like you and I, yearning for my next apt-get laden posting.
As a fellow Debian and apt-get user, I thank you in advance for your cooperation,