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Journal: Real Ultimate Power

Journal by Dead Fart Warrior

Hi, this is site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.


1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).


Journal: New Muzzle Message? 2

Journal by Dead Fart Warrior
Seems Jaime has a new muzzling, or a wierd bitchslap or something. Check it:
Due to excessive bad posting from this IP or Subnet, comment posting has temporarily been disabled. If it's you, consider this a chance to sit in the timeout corner. If it's someone else, this is a chance to hunt them down. If you think this is unfair, please email

Journal: Why Linux blows Chillidogs and Jelly Donuts 2

Journal by Dead Fart Warrior
I'm sick of hearing about the BSOD!

Go into any web development code shack and ask how many people get Blue Screens during their day.
I've haven't heard of having one in months.
Most Linux Zealots download crap from the internet that plays with memory inappropriately, or messes with the desktop. That's what's causing the crashes.

Now lets talk about linux. People never help newbies with linux. Why? Cause of job security/elitism. If everyone knew it, they wouldn't be special and needed. Why do people prefer command lines/editors like 'vi'? Cause of job security/elitism.

Why bash MS with security leaks and virii? Linux doesn't have those! Actually, lets look at the population of hackers/crackers/virus writers. About 0.000001% of them target the *nix platform, the rest on Microsoft. If Linux had the majority of the desktop market, we'd start seeing it get hit every five minutes.

I use Win2K at work, and WinME at home, and I've been nothing but pleased. I've run SuSE several times, but can't find a good reason to use it over windows. Coding with MS Dev Studio is a GREAT editor (any coder will tell you that), and DirectX is a great library to use.

I have no other arguement to provide, other than Windows is what I'll be using in the future (and suggesting it to anyone that asks).
Linux Business

Journal: Linux Business Model 5

Journal by Dead Fart Warrior
Its like the underpants gnomes in South Park:

1.) Sell Linux (free)
2.) ?????
3.) Profit!

Its that simple folks! Now everyone send me a check for $1,000.00 US and I'll set you up for a linux company guaranteed to fail within 6 whole months !!!!
Linux Business

Journal: Linux = Nazi??? 2

Journal by Dead Fart Warrior

You thought MS had sort of nazi-esque methods? Well, I will now, in this brief essay, reveal to you the hidden truth of Linux, an joint Finnish-German Nazi conspiration for revenge against the victors of WW2. Let's look at the evidence.

During the second World War, Finland was a close allied to the Third Reich, as is clearly illustrated by this photo [] of a finnish military aircraft. After the defeat of the Axis Powers, a revantionist urge abounds in both countries.

Linux was written by Finnish stuent Linus Thorvalds, a member of the small Swedish-speaking minority of Finland, well known for it's white supremacist tendencies. In this article [] Thorvalds expresses his enthusiasm and admiration for the German-led KDE [] project. He also makes some unclear statements about the claims of Richard Stallman [] for calling the operating system GNU/Linux being invalid. Why is this? Obviously, the Nazi -and therefore Anti-Communist- Thorvalds here shows his support for his German allies against the Communist GNU [] and GNOME [] projects.

But what does this hideous [] Nazi conspiracy want? We cannot, at this point, know. But what we do know, is that Nazies are up to no good. To stop them from achieving whichever horrible goals they hav in mind, I would strongly discourage any use of the Linux kernel or the KDE. Instead, I would recomend the use of a truly democratic operating system [].

Thank You.

Taken from a great troll, I intend to use this often!


Journal: FART! 1

Journal by Dead Fart Warrior
Because of the recent terrorist activity, I'm leaving my normal 50 karma account to make this troll account!

Its fun to fart on your friends.

Force needed to accelerate 2.2lbs of cookies = 1 Fig-newton to 1 meter per second