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Please... no more conference calls

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  • You need a bucket or garbage pail beside your desk or whatever ...

    When they ask you to join the call, put the pail over your head, and start talking.

    When they ask about the echo, tell them that you're on a cordless extension or your cell phone because you've picked up an intestinal bug ...

    Bonus points if you have a second bucket half-full of water, and a tennis ball to drop into it on occasion.

    Guaranteed nobody will be listening to what anyone else is saying..

    And no, this is not all that original.

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