Someday, children will sing songs about it. In the meantime, please get off my plane. TY.
An extreme example would be "Mass Murderers are Doing THIS to Hurt People Like You".
My favorite website for clickbait headlines is CNN.com. Here are some headlines I grabbed from them just now:
"Run this play, get a touchdown"
"He found this AFTER he finished his coffee"
"I'd have to do WHAT to eat that?"
"Stunned resident finds jellyfish in
It's a perfectly cromulentificated word.
Said closure would cast a great Homer Simpson quote into obscurity:
"Oh, Diablo Canyon 2, why can't you be more like Diablo Canyon 1?"
If it walks like MSIE,
talks like MSIE,
crashes head-first into a BSOD from malware-laden doom like MSIE,
If it's Microsoft, it's a trap.
(Apologies to any fish-headed gents in the crowd.)
Could this be the year for Surface on the tablet??
This is so putrid. During every game this year, viewers are going to see a few scripted moments where a bunch of players/coaches will be standing around with their tablets and the TV commentators will discuss how marvelous/innovative the Surface tablets are. But during the rest of the game, watch closely: along the sidelines you will very rarely see anyone using their tablets
At some point during the season, a referee will make a controversial ruling after reviewing a replay using a Surface tablet (again, scripted moment).
But that's okay. I'll be watching not-the-NFL.