Comment: Stroy Fail. Legal Fail. (Score 0) 190
"The IRS said, 'There is nothing illegal about holding assets through offshore entities;
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"The IRS said, 'There is nothing illegal about holding assets through offshore entities;
CNN would like to apologize for the mistranslation. The article should have read "North Korean penis raised to firing position". As a further addendum to this story a North Korean Communist staffer was heard to say "So sorry, Un; we can try again later". The staffer was killed and later imprisoned.
Acheron and Persephone get my vote. LV-426 and Monica Bellucci. Yes, indeed.
Because most cars don't burst into flame when submerged.
The first rule of the "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan" is you do not talk about the "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan"
The second rule of the "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan" is you do not talk about the "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan"
The third rule of the "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan" is if someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan" is over.
The fourth rule of the "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan" is only two guys to a "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan"
The fifth rule of the "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan" is only one "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan" at a time
The sixth rule of the "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan" is no shirt, no shoes
The seventh rule of the "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan" is "'I've Got To Disappear' Plans" will go on as long as they have to
The eighth rule of the "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan" is if this is your first "'I've Got To Disappear' Plan" you HAVE to disappear
Oh my fucking God! I'm going to Flux/OpenBox. I'm tired of the tiles, jewels, and bangly, big-buttoned food-trough-water over-excited dog wetting shit!
I have seen this movie. Or maybe this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woxgr_GtFnU
Who saw "Doom", "Mars", and "Phobos" and reached for your shotgun?
I would send $100 to NASA right now if I knew it would reach their coffers.
'Icelandic Rock' was ABBA's greatest rival in the late 70's. They did indeed bring much gold to earth.
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, Duke Nukem Forever released
Mayor: All right, all right! I get the point!
According to http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/about.php?nid=&id=#support, World Public Opinion is funded by the Tides Foundation, which is a pet project of George Soros and Al Gore, among others. There is no love lost between Soros and Fox. I'd take this survey with a block of salt.
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