(or if you let that purple worm swallow you before-hand!)
(which is what I actually use normally)
Or else use fat32format.exe.
You linked to just https://www.google.com/. Did you think that we didn't know about search engines or something?
I'mm surprised that no one has mentioned that this is the way the Daleks worked in the original Doctor Who Dalek serial. They ran off of the static electricity in the metal floors of their city. They defeat one Dalek by laying a cloak on the floor and getting it to run (roll?) over it. By their second serial they got radio dishes on their backs that received transitted power which allowed them to roam the Earth.
(not sure where this power was transmitted from; the individual small flying saucers or some off-screen mother ship)
After the second serial the producers/writters just seemed to forget the power problem altogether.
I hope no highway bandits have watched 1960's Doctor Who.