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Write a "Hello world" program, without using a semicolon, in:

1. C (puzzle taken from here) -- takes a while if you've switched your mentality from C to Java (is that a hint or what?)
2. Java (a bit more thought and knowledge of language is necessary)

Comments below present the correct solutions, respectively, by Fuckhead Sr. and Fuckhead Jr., with guest commentary by FucksHisMomInTheAssCauseHerPussy'sFilledWithPus... And to think that all three of them is one and the same incestuous redneck schizo... wow...

catamount suggested the following trick:

public static final int ZERO = 0x0;
private static int enum = ZERO;
public static final int FIRST = ++enum;
public static final int SECOND = ++enum;
...

"Memory matters" article in Javadoc Q&A by Tony Sintes (referring to FAQ Question of the Week No. 107 of JDC) suggests a way using Runtime.getRuntime().totalMemory().

I suggest another way of determining object's size:

public static long sizeof(Object pObj) {
try {
ByteArrayOutputStream baos = new ByteArrayOutputStream();
ObjectOutputStream oos = new ObjectOutputStream(baos);
oos.writeObject(pObj);
byte[] bytes = baos.toByteArray();
oos.close();
baos.close();
return bytes.length;
} catch (IOException ioe) {
return -1;
}
}

A Microsoftie blogs (emphasis mine):

I'm a Microsoft guy, so reading news about the spread of Linux is often times disheartening. [...] Linux advocates will go to no end to find new and interesting ways to position the language, installing it on anything with a microprocessor.

Say what?

System.nanoTime() (JDK 1.5)