If convicted they should pay up in pennies and deliver the whole 17 500 000 000 tonnes worth of alloy on their doorstep. Roughly 52 500 000 000 in Volkswagens, or a few dozen Libraries of Congress.
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." --Matt Groening