Dude you should try it some time: circumcised is way better. The ladies love it! And I'm glad it happened back when I can't remember it.
Can someone please post the link to a how-to guide for convincing your wife/girlfriend of the necessity of owning a graphics card with dual 240-core GPUs? Or, if you are a girl who acknowledges said necessity without a fight, please post a link to your Facebook profile. Thank you in advance.
The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in the interweb. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by botnets. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: to build and maintain those botnets.
I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight!
That could have just been the last 10 seconds where they show the massive air conditioner and sing "Pipe heat to the moon" without losing any jokes.