Speech Jammer? Just a few words to calculate it's worth: Mother in-law

I am sensing a future MythBusters episode in the making soon!!!!!!

pffffffft... Nah, I'm betting a nerdy guy who can't bring himself to swear set the password. A woman would most likely chosen H2O. My money is on poo (or some l337 derivative therein).

*Whispers* Ummmm... Can you turn off the click sound on your keyboard please? I'm trying to listen to the lecture...

Perhaps the city council can partner with HBO to provide content for "Taxi Cab Confessions". HBO could provide the CCTV monitors in exchange for access to the raw footage.

Hey now... let's not draw any hasty conclusions yet.

AWWW RIGHT!!!! Where do I sign up? oh wait, Pan-STARSS... nevermind... thought it read 1,400 Megapixel Porn-STARSS.....

Okay, how long before the High-Capacity Building Cartridges are available? And will they only come 1/10th full? Perhaps the InkJet Manufacturer's have a new customer base to fleece... One slightly filled cartridge per color = PROFIT!

Sony installed a rootkit in both your DNA and PC years ago, they are just finding the one in the DNA now because the pattern file has *finally* been updated.

NOOOOO!!!!!!! That means... Linus = Luke!?!?!?!?! ... Wait... The upshot is that we need now get to select a Princes Leah...